10 February 2008

Manifestos

The Mind According to Epictetus

My Mind

62 Comments:

At February 10, 2008 11:09 a.m., Blogger carpo said...

"Whenever you encounter some kind of apparent pleasure, be on guard, as in the case of other appearances, not to be carried away by it, but let the thing wait for you and allow yourself to delay. Then bring before your mind two times, both the time when you enjoy the pleasure and the time when after enjoying it you later regret it and berate yourself; and set against these the way you will be pleased and will praise yourself if you refrain from it. But if the right occasion appears for you to undertake the action, pay attention so that you will not be overcome by its attractiveness and pleasantness and seductiveness, and set against it how much better it is to be conscious of having won this victory against it."

--Epictetus (Encheiridion, 33)

 
At February 14, 2008 10:06 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait you can have less than zero emotion now i do not follow you

 
At February 15, 2008 12:56 p.m., Blogger carpo said...

You can't. There are two extremes.

 
At February 15, 2008 12:59 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreedo, the y axis should simply be a measure of happiness instead of emotion, which is a whole chart by itself. Happiness and sadness in your chart would have to be changed to something like joy and anguish respectively.

 
At February 15, 2008 1:00 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang

 
At February 15, 2008 1:10 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anguish is a nice word

 
At February 15, 2008 1:34 p.m., Blogger carpo said...

I like what you say. In the second graph especially, the x-axis represents a state of mind, and the y-axis represents the resulting feelings of a state of mind. I think my use of Happiness and Unhappiness is technically correct. But Joy and Anguish are also correct (since these terms are all not defined well), and in terms of style, they are charged.

 
At February 25, 2008 3:34 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it...you'll have to explain it to me. Graphs make my brain hurt. Sorry.

 
At March 01, 2008 7:57 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everything is illuminated :)

 
At March 04, 2008 11:08 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you should write something again.

 
At March 05, 2008 5:06 p.m., Blogger carpo said...

I write love letters now. Would you like me to send you one?

 
At March 07, 2008 5:10 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a different person but I would like one for what it's worth

 
At March 09, 2008 2:39 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can write me more if you like.

 
At March 11, 2008 2:46 p.m., Blogger Matt said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9PqjMSNfkU&feature=related

 
At March 11, 2008 8:21 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Write Me a love letter!

 
At March 15, 2008 8:47 p.m., Blogger carpo said...

Okay, but first you need to
i) give me your address,
and
ii) make me fall in love with you.

 
At March 18, 2008 7:27 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

a) NGC 1055
b) If you're writing love letters, you must already be in love.

 
At March 18, 2008 2:29 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wrote a love letter for you
maybe it will make you love me?

our bodies two helices
twist, tangled, entwined
my soul is a normal
to your reticulating spline

 
At March 18, 2008 8:29 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I'm utterly in love with your mind.
(now that's a rather frightening thought)

 
At March 19, 2008 2:11 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

LOVE.

 
At March 19, 2008 2:11 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

and his mind is MINE.

 
At March 19, 2008 2:11 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

correction. it's his. damn.

 
At March 19, 2008 2:28 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think so, honey, did you SEE the poem I wrote?

 
At March 19, 2008 4:52 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

CATFIGHT

 
At March 19, 2008 5:03 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

no.

 
At March 19, 2008 6:16 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Someone tell me the pattern to these numbers?
1, 21, 57, 31, 74, 44, 6, 33, 19, 1, 38, 59, 6

 
At March 19, 2008 6:20 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can his mind handle that?

 
At March 19, 2008 10:40 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

Anonymous...you seem to have written many poems, and will surely write many more anon.

 
At March 19, 2008 10:40 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

But poems won't buy you love.

 
At March 21, 2008 1:27 p.m., Blogger carpo said...

Anonymous, your words arranged well but they touch my computer screen, not my heart. I don't even know your name.

 
At March 21, 2008 1:27 p.m., Blogger carpo said...

I am ill at those numbers.

 
At March 22, 2008 10:37 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

YOU.

 
At March 22, 2008 10:38 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

we need a new post to comment on, m'boy!

 
At April 14, 2008 11:02 p.m., Blogger Lee said...

You guys are ridiculous.

 
At April 29, 2008 2:59 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

perhaps...

 
At May 13, 2008 8:40 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

so...no love letters or blog posts now?!

 
At May 26, 2008 1:52 p.m., Blogger Matt said...

happy birthday~

 
At July 04, 2008 11:01 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

YOU MUST write something new!

 
At July 06, 2008 7:06 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

-----------------------------
Steve Karp Fanfiction Issue 1
-----------------------------

Stevens in Space

400 Kilometres above the Earths surface a small, unassuming spacecraft in geosynchronous orbit receives its first rays of the morning sun. Soon, the on board sustenance replicators click on as the crew awakens.
“Computer,” the man speaking is Steven Karp, captain and head researcher aboard the DeepLock II, in which he and his crew of one other study the isolating effects of spending long periods of time in outer space “Turn on the televideo screen to the world news, prepare the coffee machine, and play a random selection of Brahms”
The computer obliges with a whir and two clicks as the sounds of newscasters and music fill the living compartment. It is Stevens turn to do the morning tasks so he immediately sets himself about, turning on machines and marking down figures. After about a half an Earth Hour the second in command enters the capsule.
“Morning, Steve” He says.
“Oh, you’re up early, Steven. Didn’t you know that it was my turn to do the morning tasks today?”
“Is it? Oh, you’re right! Well, since I’m already up what’s on the agenda for today?”
“It’s a pretty easy day today, here.” He hands Steve a clipboard with the days tasks listed.
“Thanks.” He looks down at the list. The first few lines read:
1. Check food supplies
2. Asses food consumption
3. If in need of more food supplies continue, if not skip to step 5
4. Steve contact mission control to get a shipment of food
5. Steven check the rats
6. Steven give Steve psych assessment
7. Steve give Steven psych assessment
“Sounds easy enough, I’ll get started checking the food supplies.” And with that Steve leaves the living capsule.

Steve Karp is Steven’s coworker, friend, and clone. Steve was grown 12 years ago and since then he and Steven have worked extremely closely on all of their projects. They have been living together on DeepLock II for the past 3 years.

As Steven continues doing the morning tasks something catches his eye on the televideo.
“Hey Steve,” he calls “you might want to check out the televideo.”
“What is it Stev… Oh my goodness!”
What Steve just noticed is the masked face of a space terrorist. The face begins to speak.
“Greetings inhabitants of Earth, this is the end for all of you. We have been trying for years to change your iconoclastic ways of consuming all the space culture around you. We have given you ample warning and you didn’t listen. Since you feel that you must consume every bit of space culture around you we have decided to forcibly expand your consumption to all forms of matter. There is a black hole bomb at the centre of your planet. You have about ten seconds, may Qaplax carry you to great seas.”

Steven barely had the time to utter the words “what is going on?” before the Earth began to collapse on itself. Looking out the window Steven and Steve think about everything they have ever known disappearing into a singularity before them. The clones each shed a single tear while DeepLock II starts to slowly move as it is sucked toward the centre of the killer black hole that just devoured their home.

TO BE CONTINUED…?

 
At July 06, 2008 8:30 p.m., Blogger carpo said...

Oh man. Can I get a subscription?

As I say, If there were two of me, I'd be gay.

 
At July 06, 2008 9:52 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

I guess I'm not needed then...oh, but I am, dear writer, because I happen to know that Steven doesn't drink coffee...

 
At July 06, 2008 10:16 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's kind of a spoiler if I tell you this but the coffee was actually supposed to be for the rats.

 
At July 07, 2008 9:10 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

well damn me...

 
At October 07, 2008 10:42 a.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

what happened to writing things here?

 
At October 07, 2008 9:41 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steven, I check your blog every day and every day I am disappointed. BY YOU.

 
At October 11, 2008 8:39 a.m., Blogger carpo said...

So I bet that when I do write something, it will be the greatest day of your life. Isn't that worth the wait?

 
At October 11, 2008 6:36 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Already come and gone, Steven.

 
At October 15, 2008 1:25 p.m., Blogger Lee said...

Reluctant to find he's stuck in the 90's again.

 
At October 22, 2008 5:11 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

c'mon Stevo. We're all WAITING!

 
At October 24, 2008 12:10 a.m., Blogger Lee said...

Now now, Rosanna, you aren't exactly one to talk. At least he dutifully replies and teases his faithful admirers.

 
At October 29, 2008 7:28 p.m., Blogger carpo said...

I am indeed a flirt.

 
At November 05, 2008 11:43 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

Whereas I know nothing about flirting.

 
At November 06, 2008 10:56 p.m., Blogger Lee said...

Just because you know nothing doesn't mean you can't.

 
At November 30, 2008 11:53 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

Steven, you really do need to update your blog. come ON!

 
At December 04, 2008 12:50 p.m., Blogger Rosanna V. R. Butterfield said...

DO IT NOW.

 
At December 19, 2008 12:03 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Steven. I hear you've got a few hour plane ride thing going on around now. Maybe you could use that time productively and write something about Ayn Rand or maybe draw a dream map or something.

 
At February 04, 2009 6:47 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

house... House.... HOOOOUUUUSSSE

 
At February 13, 2009 3:50 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yummy.

 
At March 24, 2009 6:58 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi steven

 
At March 24, 2009 7:59 p.m., Blogger carpo said...

STALKER

 
At July 17, 2009 12:18 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey feggie

 
At October 22, 2010 10:37 a.m., Blogger Alexxarian said...

I loathe Epictetus' view and adore yours :)

 

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