Wake-Up Call
Here's what I'll do: begin a Wake-Up Call service. I'll get people to sign up, and then get up early one morning, and call each person for their Wake-Up Call. We'll have a conversation (which of course is the whole point), and I'll get three-way calling from the telephone company so that when it's time for the next person to Wake Up, I'll get them to join in, and so on. We'll have four, five, six person conversations. People will enjoy waking up!
Imagine that: people going to sleep so they can Wake Up in the morning.