Probing Economics as a Chocolate Egg Until I Make It Bleed

After I began scanning her groceries, a customer informed me that she would be saving A Lot of money, by using her Safeway Club card. I asked her, "Are you saving money by using the card, or are you paying extra by not using the card?" Of course: it went over her head. Swoosh!

After she paid for her groceries, I went home and wrote a blog entry. Of course: it's going over your head. Swoosh! I might as well be talking to myself. I wish I was talking to myself, as an other entity. What I'm really saying, everywhere, is: "Do you see why?"

Do you see why?

I don't really care unless you're thinking, "Shit, you should be fucking me right now."